I Am Stepher

This makes me want to work in an office again. I love the drama. My Grandma loves to tell the story of the sandwich stealer in her office building. Every few days her delicious “left-overs” sandwich would be stolen. I can totally understand why, because my Grandma would always throw together some ridiculously good sandwich made of all the leftovers from dinner the night before. After being so fed up with missing sandwiches, she asked my Grandpa to make the hottest salsa he possibly could. The next day, Granny poured the salsa in the inside of the sandwich and waited for the thief to fess up. At lunch time, Granny went to get her lunch out of the office refrigerator and the sandwich was still there. Being the frugal woman that she is, Granny downed the sandwich and got super sick. Day 2, Granny got the co-worker to eat the sandwich. Apparently, she never said anything to the woman, but heard her coughing and gasping for air a few cubical away. Her sandwich was never stolen again.

If only Granny would have had these bags back then. Although, she probably wouldn’t have wasted the money on them….